worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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