I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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