we have officially lost it.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Houston, we have a squirter
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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