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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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