Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
What a dumb baby whore.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You don't make any sense
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