haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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