I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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