There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I love you. Go after that dick
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize