My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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