oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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