covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
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