no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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