it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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