If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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