So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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