so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I am mentally ready for anal.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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