So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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