Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
