I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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