sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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