You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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