I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Operation Purity has been aborted
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The adults are the big ones right?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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