How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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