That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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