4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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