New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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