During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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