So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You need Xanax blowdarts
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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