Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize