You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
