The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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