it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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