What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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