Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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