It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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