another moral hangover. fuck.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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