I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
