he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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