If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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