I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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