I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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