dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
