So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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