You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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