I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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