Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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