We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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