you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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