We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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