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I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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