So gin and wine won't be happening again
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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