real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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