she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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