used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I could fuck to npr.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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