You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
im holly from the hills drunk
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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