16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
did you just send me my own nude
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
