If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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