It's Friday. Sex?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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