Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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