We're like a lot better than the average bears
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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