Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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