So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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